I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Unisex T Shirts
Mato & Hash Funny T-Shirts are a must have item for all jokers! Whether your specialty is farce or dry humor, designs like “5 out of 4 People Struggle With Math” and “That’s a Horrible Idea. What Time?” will make all who lay eyes upon them laugh out loud!
Available in men’s small through 4X and women’s extra-small through 3X, these shirts are perfect for the witty and the hysterical. Grab a gift for that stand-up comedy event, upcoming party, or as a gag gift for someone you want to make laugh!
Our 60/40 cotton/polyester blend, digitally-printed Funny T-Shirts use state of the art direct to garment printing technology - meaning our clear, full color prints are well distributed and last longer.
We have created a tag-free printed neck label, pre-laundered cotton/polyester blended shirt with the perfect balance of comfort and breathability. The fabric is soft and cozy, providing comfort and confidence all day. Our inks are 100% toxin-free, biodegradable and most importantly safe for you and your family after every wash.
Mato & Hash apparel is professionally designed and printed in the USA, if you have a specific design in mind head over to our custom collection where you can use our online designer to build the perfect t-shirt! We understand everyone is unique, so we encourage you to measure your favorite shirt and match it with our size chart to discover your true fit.
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At Mato & Hash we want you to feel at ease knowing that there are options available if you are not completely satisfied with your purchase. We will gladly accommodate any return or exchange within 90 days of the date of purchase. All items must be in original condition with tags intact for a return or exchange. Custom products are not eligible for return or exchange. Shipping and handling costs will be the responsibility of the buyer.
At Mato & Hash we use all the major shipping companies including UPS, FedEx, and USPS. Our shipping department will make sure we choose the most efficient shipping method to ensure that your packages arrive on time. If you are unsure of which shipping method to choose when checking out please reach out to us and let our team help you choose the best option so that you can rest easy knowing your packages will arrive on time.
Orders usually ship out 1-3 business days after receiving payment depending on the size of the order. Production time excludes shipping time and is dependent on a swift mockup approval from the customer if necessary.
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.